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2002-10-28 @ 01:56:53 Psychotic Squirrels
We had a woman who called about a psychotic squirrel that had been holding her hostage for 4½ days. Every time she tried to get out of the house, the squirrel would rush the door or her windows.

- Laura Simon, Urban Wildlife Director for the Fund for Animals
The News & Observer, Sunday, October 27th, page 4D
I think that says it all...

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